| Wolven ( @ 2007-06-01 17:51:00 |
| Current mood: | Helpful |
| Current music: | MC Chris - [OMC] |
Things that make you go ".... OHMYGOD!"
Placebo - [Meds (w/ Alison Mosshart)]--- It's time for another one of Uncle Wolven's Disturbingly Helpful Hints. Today's installment: "How To Refrain From Appearing As A Stalker."
Gentlemen. Ladies. If you've recently broken up with a significant other, and you find yourself to still be attracted to them, perhaps even hoping for reconciliation, do not, under any circumstances, tell them that you still think about them naked, imagine them while you're having sex with other people, or masturbate to pictures of your last picnic lunch together.
MDFMK - [Stare at the Sun]--- Even if you do.
Unless they ask for that kind of information, it is really in your Very Best Interest to keep it to yourself, and perhaps to go so far as to examine your levels of attachment to, nay, Obsession with the object of your desire.
And what if they do ask? Well then, if you were planning on telling them what is, in this context, very awkward and psychologically damaging information, anyway, and then they ask that very awkward and psychologically damaging question, then, well... maybe you shouldn't have separated, in the first place.
This has been another enlightening installment of Uncle Wolven's Disturbingly Helpful Hints. This episode was brought to you by contemplations of youth, while listening to Tom Waits' "Ruby's Arms."